Hey Lima Losers.
I can hardly keep up with you nowadays, but fear not. I always have the scoop. And this time there’s plenty of gossip to go around!
The Ryder/Marley/Finn triangle has been going on ever since Ryley performed at Regionals. The two had some serious chemistry that not even BF Finn could deny. Now our passive cutie is sticking up for his woman, but what does this mean for our beloved R? Don’t sweat it, Losers, because it sounds like he’s got his hands full with a few other love interests…
We haven’t seen a teacher this hot walk the halls since Cooper Anderson taught us about sex. Mia Kenna is her name and Honors English is her game. And from the looks of things, she’s already got herself a few underaged admirers—including one of our very own Losers. But let’s put on the brakes here. We don’t want another student/teacher scandal rocking the school…. Maybe we should stick to people our own age. Open your eyes, R. An admirer could be sitting in the very same choir room as you that you haven’t even noticed… Speaking of unrequited love, it looks like Frankenteen might have yet another competitor for his girl’s affection—but maybe not the kind he’d expect.
Yet another love triangle. CA was spotted chatting it up with newcomer Penelope James, the baker extraordinaire from NYC. They even shared a convo over delicious baked goods a few days ago. Is C getting tired of S already? Is he reverting back to his womanizing days? But Coop isn’t the only cutie hot on Penny’s trails. SP and PJ seem to have rekindled their friendship from their playground days together. Looks like it’s the quiet birds who end up getting the worm.
And speaking of SP… Looks like the on-going rivalry between B and S has finally come to a conclusion. It ended a lot more civilly than we would’ve liked, but now it looks like the two rivals could actually turn out being friends. I guess B’s nerves were calmed after putting a ring on his beloved KH. But you know what they say: keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Oh, how sweet. I’m missed. I knew I would be.
I don’t want the novelty fading, dear and loyal anon. I plan on making a gossip blast later today… Don’t think I’m not keeping up with everything. ;)
Keep them coming. Spread the love.
While you’re at it, drop off some secrets in my inbox for a belated Secret Sunday.
Hey Lima Losers,
You heard right. The New Directions are holding a fundraiser for the McKinley High student body. Let’s ignore the fact that it’s completely lame.
Christmas is right around the corner and what better way to spread some holiday cheer than sending a candy gram to your loved one? Just send your message to me (anonymous or not) and the name of the person you want to send it to. Then, on December 20th, I’ll start sending them out.
Hey Lima Losers,
Congrats to the New Directions on their Regionals win. Looks like, once again, the underdogs have triumphed. Unfortunately, BA was sick and couldn’t lead his motley teammates to victory. But it seems like they did okay without you, B, thanks to newcomer and sophomore Ryder Lynn. The boy’s got pipes and there’s no denying his musical chemistry with leading woman MR. But rumor has it he’s looking for something more than musical chemistry… Let’s hope FH didn’t see those sparks flying.